These are some top 10 Nigerian jokes ridiculously ascribed to the 92-year old long-term president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe.
President Robert Mugabe
In case you are having a very dry and boring day, these are some regular 'Mugabe Quotes' that could lighten up the moment for you.
Enjoy 10 of them and share with friends:
1. 鈥淪ome women鈥檚 legs are like rumours, they just keep on spreading鈥� .
2. 鈥淚t鈥檚 hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire鈥�.
3. 鈥淚f you are ugly; you are ugly 鈥� stop talking about inner beauty because we don鈥檛 walk around with X-rays鈥�.
4. 鈥淒ear sister, don鈥檛 be deceived by a man who text you 鈥淚 miss you鈥� only when it鈥檚 raining. You are not an umbrella鈥� .
5. 鈥淚t鈥檚 better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn鈥檛 even drill it herself.鈥�
6. 鈥淪ome of you girls can鈥檛 even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade鈥�.
7. 鈥滻f women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected Penis in public.鈥�
8. 鈥淪ome girls don鈥檛 attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another鈥�.
9. 鈥淲hen you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country鈥�.
10. 鈥滸od is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker鈥�.
N.B: These quotes are not originally from President Robert Mugabe.